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25 Skinnyisms
SKINNY ON LOVING WHO YOU ARE:
“Every day my mirror looks me up and down and says, ‘Moo la la.’”
Submitted by Skinny
SKINNY ON THE ULTIMATE ‘ME’ DAY:
“All it takes is a clear calendar and a full freezer.”
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SKINNY ON THE PATH TO ENLIGHTENMENT:
“Some open their minds. Others open their hearts. Me, I open my freezer.”
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SKINNY ON THE LITTLE IMPERFECTIONS:
“Some flaws are fixable. The rest can be blamed on fluorescent lighting.”
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